One Newfie thinks that if an apple a day keeps the
doctor away, and an orange a day keeps the nurse away,
Why not eat onions and keep everybody awary.
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Her Honor if i'd knowed you was gonna make such a fuss - I'd married the Sheep.
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After Having Fish for breakfast, and fish in his lunch box
for diner he told his wife that ie he gets the same for
supper, he ids going up the river to spawn.
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The Newfie Bullet was so fast that a man put his head out
the window to kiss his wife good-bye in St. John's and
kissed a cow's but in Port aux Basques
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Teacher opening remarks to class one morning:all
who think they are stupid please stand up. For a moment
nobody moved, then one little fellow stood up. "Henry"
said the teacher," do you think you are stupid?" " No miss"
replied Henry," i just felt bad seeking you standing up by yourself.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a dollar and a quarter,
Jill came down with two and a half,
Do you think they went for water
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A Newfie phoned Air Canada and asked the girl how
long it took for a jet to go from Newfoundland to Tronto.
The girl, being very busy at the time, replied "one second Sir"
Newfie: Thank You
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Did you hear about the newfie who had a grudge against
the C.C.R. he bought a return ticket to vancouver and
didn't come back.
Page last updated, September 26th, 2011